Hindi SMS

Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikli
kuch pal thehri phir chal nikli.
Unse kya kahein woh to sache the
shayad hamari taqdeer hi humse khafa nikli.

Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak
Suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak.
Par Hamari Dosti

Chand ki Had ek RAAT tak hoti hai,
Suraj ki had sirf DIN tak hoti hai.
HUM YAARAANE me din-raat nahi dekhte,
kyuki hamare PYAAR ki had akhri SAANS tak hoti hai.

Chand ne Chandani ko yaad kiya,
pyar ne pyar ko yaad kiya.
Par hamare paas na pyar hain na chand,
Isliyen humne apne
Chand se bhi pyare Dost ko yaad Kiya.

Chandi ka ghoda,Sone ki lagam
Msg padnewalo ko mera salam.
Pepsi Coke pinewalo kabhi pani bhi piya karo,
Phokat ka Msg padne walo kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.

Check sugar level regularly


Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Chehre Ki Muskaan Bn Jaata Hai Koi,
Dil Ki Dhadkan Bn Jaata Hai Koi.
Phir Kaise Jiyenge Zindgi Unke Bin,
Jb Zindagi Jeene Ki Wajah Bn Jata Hai Koi.

Chor ek ghar mein chori karne gaya,
tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE
KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR
SAAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYGI".
Jaise hi button dabaya,alarm baja
aur police aayi.Jaate waqt chor
seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE
VISHWAS UTH GAYA ".

Chot khate hai or muskurate hai,
Is dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai.
Hum to gum lekar bhi yaad karte hai,
Aur ek wo hai jo gum dekar bhi bhul jaate hai.

Chota sardaar: Mummy, kal raati jado main
bathroom da darwaaja kholeyaa te light aape hi jag pai.
Mummy: Oye Khoteyaa, tu fer fridge wich susu kar ditta..

Chup rehte hain kahin koi khataa na ho jaaye,
khaamosh rehte hain kahin koi ruswaa na ho jaaye,
badi mushkil se banaa hai koi apna,
darte hain kahin woh juda na ho jaaye.

Chupke se chaand ki roshni aapki ho jaaye,
dheere se hawa aapko kuch keh jaaye,
dil se jise chaahte ho us-se maang lo,
Khuda se hum dua karenge woh aapka ho jaaye.

Closeup se dant saf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majbut karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
AGAR PHIR B white NHI HUA TO
Bindas
"HARPIC USE KARNE KA".

D.O.S.T.I.
D - Dastak bhi na de
O - Or apna banaa le
S - Saari zindagi jo saath de
T - Takdeer jo sawaar de
I - Isi rishtey ka naam hai DOSTI

Dard hota hai duniya ko dikhaane ke liye,
har koi rota nahi aansu bahaane ke liye,
roothne ka mazaa tab aataa hai..
jab aap jaisa dost ho manaane ke liye.

Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,

maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liye..
hum to zinda hain sirf aapki dosti ke liye.

Dard ki dewar per fariyad likha karte hai
Har rat tanhai ko abad kia karte hai
A khuda unnhein jarur khush rakhna
Jinhe hum tujse bhi pehle yaad kia karte hai.

Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebsi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nhi hota.

Dard me koi mosam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota.

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhaaynge,
Tum roz khafa hona,
hum roz manaaynge,
Teri dosti ka sila hum es tara nibhaenge,
shadi ho teri aur
dulhan hum le jaenge.


DAY may end witout seeing U,
DAY may end without talking 2 U.
DAY may end without messaging U,
But d DAY never ends without remembering U.

De dua ho dard kam,
yeh ranjish-e-safar khatam,
lamhe to hain simat chale,
dooor tu, tera chaman.

Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.

Dekha kisi aur ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!