More Hindi SMS

Ek janaza dekh ke ladki muskuraai.
Ek bada bola: Beti, jawaan maut per yun muskuraaya nahi karte.
Ladki: Baba, kya karun..waada kiya tha, jab bhi milenge
muskura ke milenge..

Ek kabootar itna uda..
itna uda..
itna uda..
bahut uda..
bahut upar tak uda..
udta hi gaya..
itna uda ki..
ab nahi dikh raha..
so jaao..
subha dhondenge..

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao...
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rhe ho ?

Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan

Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.

Ek muskaan tu mujhe ek baar de de,
khwaab mein hi sahi ek deedaar de de,
bas ek baar kar le aane ka waada..
fir umar bhar ka chaahe intezaar de de.

Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de
khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.
Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada
phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de.

Ek pal ka ehsas banke aate ho tum,
dusre hi pal khushbu ki tarah ud jaate ho tum.
Jaante ho dar lagta hai tanhaiyo se hume,
phir bhi tanha hume chod jaate ho tum.

Ek phul kafi hai kabr pe chadane ko,
hazaro phul kam hai doli sajane ko.
hazaro khushiya kam hai ek gam bhulane ko,
aur ek gam kafi hai jindagi bhar rulane ko.

Ek pyaari si surat..
Ek mausam sa chehra..
Do jheel si aankhein..
Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..
Ek naazuk adaa..
Kuch masti kuch mazaa..
Thodi si sharaarat..
Bahut saari mohabbat..
Ek bholi si muskaan..
Ooncha udne ka armaan..
Sabse alag sabse juda..
Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..
Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

Ek raat wo mile khwab mein,
hamne pucha kyon thukraya aapne.
Jab dekha to unki aankho mein bhi aansu the,
phir kaise puchte kyon rulaya aapne.

Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

Ek Rose
--;--;--<@ un dosto ke liye jo milte nahi roz-roz magar.. yaad aate hain har roz.
Ek samay ki baat hai.
Lakshmi ji ka waahan 'ullu'
unse rooth gaya aur bola,
'apki sab puja karte hain,
mujhe koi nahin punchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli 'ab se har saal
meri puja se 10 din pehle
tumhari puja hogi'
Tabhi se deepawali se 10 din pehle
Karwa Chauth ka tyohar manaya jata hai.

Ek sardar paani pee raha tha...

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Ab kya sardar paani bhi nahi pee sakta kya??
Usme bi joke chahiye??
Jaan lelo bechare sardaro ki

Ek silsile ki umeed thi jinse,
wohi faasle banaate gaye.
Hum toh paas aane ki koshish mein the,
na jaane kyon woh dooriyan badhaate gaye.

Ek-ek tinka jal gaya aashiyane ka,
kya hoga ab us panchi ke thikane ka.
Fursat mili to hakeekat batayenge tumhe,
ye waqt nhi haal-e-il sunane ka.

Engineers marte nahi..
zinda dafnaaye jaate hain..
har 6 mahino mein tadpaaye jaate hain..
kafan khol ke dekho..
to woh kabr mein bhi assignment likhte paaye jaate hain..

Es dil me tanhaai thi,
raat k andhere me bhi uski purchaai thi,
hum toh maangte rahe unhe hur dua me,
shayad humare hi haathon ki lakiro me judaai thi.

Every second GOD remembers you.
Every minute GOD blesses you.
Every hour GOD cares for you.
Because every day i pray for you,
"Bachcha moorakh hai..lekin apna favourite hai.."

EXam's song:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student saare jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Fariyaad karne par rab ne sab kuch diya,
par humne na isko mehsoos kiya.
Shukarguzaar hai hum rab ke,
jo bin maange tumare jaisa dost diya.

Fasle mita kar dilon me pyar rakhna.
Dosti ka rishta u hi barkrar rakhna.
Mana ki bahut pyare-pyare dost hai apke
par un sab k bad is nacheez ko bhi yad rakhna.

Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.

Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jaaegi,
zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sanvar jaaegi,
jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo uska daaman,
zindagi ro ke nahi haske guzar jaayegi.