Jokes SMS, Teen SMS

A baby boy and a baby girl were in a bath-tub taking bath.
Girls looks down at the boy and asks, "Can I touch it..?"
Boy: NO, NO..you have already broken your's..

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

An amazing love story!
Once there was a mosquito and a dog,
who loved each other a lot.
1 day the mosquito got excited
& gave a love bite to d dog.
In response d dog also bcame emotional
& bit d mosquito.
Next day mosquito died of rabies
& dog died of malaria.
WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS'NT IT?

An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.

Can we do romance at night today?
i am in a good mood,
just a little bit of kissing and biting.
Reply me soon.
Yours lovingly,
"MOSQUITO"

Days of Feb:
7 - Rose Day
8 - Propose Day
9 - Chocolate Day
10 - Teddy Day
11 - Promise Day
12 - Kiss Day
13 - Hug Day
14 - Valentine Day
15 - Slap Day
16 - Kick Day
17 - Perfume Day

Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Daughter: I want to do BBA.
Father: what is that?
Dghtr:'B'oyfrnd ki
'B'ike par
'A'sh!!!!!

Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.

How to keep our heart clean?
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean.
What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I don't know. Probably we must eat the soap.

In a bathroom,
a boy touches a girl everywhere.

You know who is that boy..?
He is Lifeboy!!

In order to get 100 out of 100 in appraisals
a boy requires 100% talent whereas
a girl requires only 4% talent and remaining is only
36-24-36.

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance

Newtons First Law of Ishq

Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy

Pledge of boys
Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

System of love
System of love:

Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next

Two Great Facts in this World:
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.

When everything goes wrong.. PUSH.
When you wish for something.. PUSH.
When people don't understand you.. PUSH.
When you wish for LOVE.. PUSH.
PUSH - Pray Until Something Happens..

When I call you
When I call you:
1 ring means - I'm missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I'm thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot phone utha.