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Send Me Sms

2009-09-07T13:17:00.004+05:30

Ur SMS is brkfast 4 me.
Ur SMS is lunch 4 me.
Ur SMS is diner 4 me.
BUT my dear,
today is not my "Upvas"
then why r u not sending SMS 2 me?

More Send Me Sms SMS

2009-09-05T18:00:00.002+05:30

Every normal person has 72 Heart Beats,
but for myself its 73.
the Extra one is your Sms.
So dont stop your sms,
it will affect my heart.

A raindrop may look too small
but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.
An sms seems to be small
but a sending heart remembers U a lot.

My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +
My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your One SMS
Ab socho aapke SMS ki keemat kya hai..

Separations r those wounds
dat nobody can heal.
N memoris r those treasures
dat nobody can steal.
But do not separate
to make memories.
Stay in touch.
Take care.

Seperations r those wounds
tht nobdy can heal.
N memoris r those treasures
tht nobdy cn steal.
Bt do nt separate
to make memories.
Stay in touch!

Seprations r those wounds
dat nobody can heal
& memoris r those treasurs
dat nobody can steal.
But dont separate to make memories.
so plz stay in touch !!!

Some say happiness is life-
Others say it's freedom-
Some of them say it's money.
But 2 me it's d tone of ur sms.
Keep them coming!

U May Be Busy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's
Is Waiting 4Ur SMS

U May Be BuSy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
U Have 1440 min Per day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think That A Frnd
Is Waiting For Ur Message.

What is d meaning of SMS ?
Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending
SMS.

Self Praise

2009-09-05T04:56:00.002+05:30

In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.

Religious SMS

2009-09-04T05:21:00.002+05:30

God has 4 gift for u:
a key for every problem,
a light for every Shadow,
a plan for every tomorrow
and a joy for every sorrow.
Enjoy

Winning horse doesn't know why it runs in the race.
It runs because of beats and pains.
The larger you get pain, the stronger you become.
Life is a race;
GOD is your rider;
The harder he beats you, the stronger he makes you to win.
SO never distress.
GOD is driving you.
Be a winning horse..

God Bless U
On the Pages of Roses... with the ink of moonlight... A Pen of Prayers have written... Only 3 words 4 U... "God Bless U"

GOD can turn
a MESS in 2a
MESSage,
a TEST in 2a
TESTimony,
a TRIal in 2a
TRIumph,
a VICTim in 2a
VICTory.
Wishin u
Firm faith in GOD!

GOD has deposited
Love,Joy,Prosperity,Peace,Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings
in Your ATM Account.
Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.

God is an invisible parent.
And parents are the visible god.
So if u make d visible god happy,
automaticaly the invisible God becomes happy.
LOVE YOUR PARENTS.

God knows ur future.
HE may not reveal it 2 u
but HE will walk with U
as d future unfolds.
Dont trust d stars,
trust the ONE who made them.

God will be above U to bless U,
below U to support U,
before U to guide U,
behind U to protect U,
beside U to comfort U,
and inside U to sustain U.
Stay blessed.

Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trails keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure keeps u Humble,
Success keeps Glowing,
but only God keeps u Going.
Keep going

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God's wish!

Invite God into the chemistry of life,
He'll Dilute Ur Sorrows,
Evaporate Ur Worries,
Filter Ur Mistakes
& Leave u with Crystals of Happiness.

Puzzle: Letter after F +
half of 8 +
shadow of q +
opposite of d +
letter before M +
middle of sea +
2 * 18th letter +
middle of sun.
Answer to above:
GOD BLESS U

Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun,
Others do well in Shadow.
GOD Knows What is Best For us
& Puts us Where We Grow Best.

Someday,Somehow,
Whatever U Prayed for,
will Come True.
It may not be in d
Exact Package U wanted.
But it wil b
what GOD thinks
is best for u.

The person safe from greed
Fear Allah as much as possible, and listen and obey and spend for His cause; this is better for your life. The person safe from greed in his life is successful

What is the fastest thing on earth?
Bullet..?
NO
Sound..?
Not quite
Light..?
Almost
Answer: PRAYER
because Prayer reaches GOD
even before you say it..!
GOD BLESS YOU

When god solves ur problems,
u have faith in his abilities.
but. . .
when He doesnt solve ur problems,
remember He has faith in ur abilities.

Mothers Day SMS

2009-09-02T16:34:00.004+05:30

What is MOM:
GOD couldn't be there with every child,
so he made MOTHER!!
She wipes your nose,
cleans your clothes,
sings for you.
She does not sleep in the night,
just to soothe your wails & cries.
Nobody knows that what you are today,
is all because of your MOTHER.....

Miss U SMS, Self Praise SMS

2009-08-30T22:04:00.003+05:30

What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!

Love SMS

2009-08-29T09:14:00.002+05:30

Anybody can love a rose,
but it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

Don't search love,
let love find you.
That's why its called falling in love,
coz u don't force urself,
u just fall
and there will be some1 to catch u.

Everything is fair in Love & War..
Do War, but never Love..
In War, either u win or die,
But in neither u win nor u die...

In love never keep da condition
of always ending up together.
Sometimes wonderful love stories
can continue by just being great friends.

love
be proud now your love is something magic ! control it with your heart and after with your mind,i want to say that you can do some great things and to make her to love you!if you say now that you love her it will be your the biggest mistake in this world ,just show her what you fill and this will be more important than your words! i love you my best friend and i wish you good luck and to have a great life!BY!!!

Love is for Life,
Life isn't for Love.
Love may fail in Life,
Life should never fail in Love.
So don't spoil Life in
but don't forget to Love in Life.

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!
It Is Also Made For True Friends,
as a True Friend Is
One Step Bigger Than A Lover.

Love is not winning someone,
but loosing urself to someone.
When you r loved by someone,
its not due to ur excellence of mind,
but due to purity of ur heart.

Love is Special,Love is Rear,
Love is made 4 two 2 Share.
Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,
Love begins wen two HEARTS COMBINE.

Love: Why does it hurt?
y does it pain?
may be coz we love someone
too much & too deep that sometime,
we forget to keep a little for ourselves !!!

Mature love says
"I need u coz i love u"
Immature love says
"i love u coz i need u"
But some love says
"I DONT NEED U,
BUT STILL I LOVE U"

No one is too young or too old 4 love,
bcoz love doesn't come 4m ur mind,
which knows your age,
but from your heart,
which knows no age.

The reality of luv is better
than a dream could be!!
I wonder how people find time to hate
When life is too short to LoVE!!

True love is love that causes us pain,
that hurts and yet brings us joy.
That's why we must pray and ask
4 d courage to Love.

Jokes SMS, Teen SMS

2009-08-25T11:46:00.002+05:30

A baby boy and a baby girl were in a bath-tub taking bath.
Girls looks down at the boy and asks, "Can I touch it..?"
Boy: NO, NO..you have already broken your's..

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

An amazing love story!
Once there was a mosquito and a dog,
who loved each other a lot.
1 day the mosquito got excited
& gave a love bite to d dog.
In response d dog also bcame emotional
& bit d mosquito.
Next day mosquito died of rabies
& dog died of malaria.
WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS'NT IT?

An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.

Can we do romance at night today?
i am in a good mood,
just a little bit of kissing and biting.
Reply me soon.
Yours lovingly,
"MOSQUITO"

Days of Feb:
7 - Rose Day
8 - Propose Day
9 - Chocolate Day
10 - Teddy Day
11 - Promise Day
12 - Kiss Day
13 - Hug Day
14 - Valentine Day
15 - Slap Day
16 - Kick Day
17 - Perfume Day

Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Daughter: I want to do BBA.
Father: what is that?
Dghtr:'B'oyfrnd ki
'B'ike par
'A'sh!!!!!

Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.

How to keep our heart clean?
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean.
What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I don't know. Probably we must eat the soap.

In a bathroom,
a boy touches a girl everywhere.

You know who is that boy..?
He is Lifeboy!!

In order to get 100 out of 100 in appraisals
a boy requires 100% talent whereas
a girl requires only 4% talent and remaining is only
36-24-36.

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance

Newtons First Law of Ishq

Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy

Pledge of boys
Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

System of love
System of love:

Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next

Two Great Facts in this World:
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.

When everything goes wrong.. PUSH.
When you wish for something.. PUSH.
When people don't understand you.. PUSH.
When you wish for LOVE.. PUSH.
PUSH - Pray Until Something Happens..

When I call you
When I call you:
1 ring means - I'm missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I'm thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot phone utha.

Jokes SMS, Student And Teacher SMS, Teen SMS

2009-08-23T17:45:00.002+05:30

A girl on the cover
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Which is more important to us?
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Jokes SMS, Self Praise SMS

2009-08-21T07:35:00.002+05:30

A message to god
Dear god,

Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can't make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.

How did you find me?
Sweet candies are nice to eat ...
Sweet words are easy to say ...
but, sweet ppl are hard to find ...
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

I decided to send you the
Cutest, Sweetest & Most Expensive Gift
in the World,
but that stupid postman shouted at me saying:
Get Out of the Post Box.

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!

If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

In this world GOD made few sweet hearts..
amongst them HE made some sweeter hearts..
amongst them HE made a single sweetest heart..
Oh hello..tht's me.

More Jokes SMS, Pregnancy SMS

2009-08-16T08:05:00.003+05:30

A chinese question:
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

kiss is a key off love
kiss is a key off love' love is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children'children r problem off pakistan soo stop kissing and save world

Jokes SMS, Marriage SMS, Santa Banta SMS

2009-08-14T23:05:00.002+05:30

When Santa's wife died,
he changed his name 2
Santa Singh B.A.(Bachelor Again).
He got married again!
Guess his new name?
Santa Singh M.A. (Married Again)

Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, Pregnancy SMS

2009-08-02T18:07:00.002+05:30

It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,

like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

Hindi Sms

2009-07-20T00:03:00.002+05:30

Mausam chaahe badalte rahe,
par yaadon ke phool jaroor khilenge,
samay badlegaa, rishtey badlenge,
par hum dost the..hain..aur hameshaa rahenge..

Zindagi me kuch lamhe khas ban gaye,
Mile to Mulakat ban gaye.
Bichde to yaad ban gaye,
aur jo dil se na gaye vo AAP BAN GAYE.

Hindi SMS

2009-06-30T19:05:00.002+05:30

Jo Tune Diya Usse Hum Yaad Karenge,
Har Pal Tere Milne Ki Faryaad karenge.
Chale Aana Jab Kabhi Khayal Aaye Mera,
Hum Roz Khuda se pehle Tujhe Yaad Karenge.

Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin,
Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin.

Nazar nahin aate ho aap to kya hua,
Aakhon mein tasveer apki adhoori to nahin.

Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rehegi.
Pal-pal jan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan
har saans dosti nibhati rahegi.

Kaaju, baadaam, akhrot, pista, kish-mish..
all dry fruits are tasty but
they are nothing in comparison to you..
Because abey KHAJOOR teri baat hi kuch aur hai!!

Kaanch Ko chahat thi pathhar ko pane ki,
1baar fir tut kar bikhar jane ki.
Bas itni si chahat thi us divane ki,
apne tukdo me uski tasvir sajane ki.

Kaanta na hota to phool ki hifaazat na hoti,
andhera na hota to roshni ki zaroorat na hoti,
agar mil jaati har khushi duniya mein..
to dil ki mulaqaat dard se na hoti.

Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

Kaash kushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti,
humaari us-se pehchaan hoti,
bhar dete aapka daaman khushiyon se..
phir chaahe uski keemat humaari jaan hoti.

Kaash un par hak hamara hota,

chale jaate agar hum jo,
unhone ek baar to pukara hota.
Kya jarurat thi zamane ke saath ki,
agar haath me unke haath hmaara hota.

Kab dusro ka saath nibhate hai log,
aansu ki tarah bichhad jate hai log.
Wo zamana aur tha jab rote the gam me gairo ke,
ab to apno ko rula kar muskurate hain log.

Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai
Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain.
Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain
Sub asal roop chhupate hain.
Ikhlaq se khali log yahan
Lafzon ke teer chalate hain.
I baar nigahon mein aakar
Phir saari umar rulate hain.
Who jis NE diye hain ashk humein
AB us ko bhool hi jaate hain.

Kab Maine Kaha Ki Chandi Aur Sona Chahiye
Bas Aapke Dil Me Ek Chota Sa Kona Chahiye.
Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna
Aisa Bhi toh koi Dost Hona chahiye.!

Kab Maine Kaha Ki Chandi Aur Sona Chahiye,
Bas Aapke Dil Mein Ek Chota Sa Kona Chahiye.
Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna,
Aisa Bhi to koi apna Hona chahiye.

Kab unki Palko s Izhaar hoga,
Dil k kisi kone me hamare liye Pyar hoga.
Guzarti hai Raat unki Yaad me,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara Intezar hoga.

Kabhi dost kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewaqt neend se jagaa dete ho,
par jab bhi sms karte ho..
ek lamha zindagi ka badhaa dete ho.

Kabhi hasata hai pal,
kabhi rulata hai pal,
har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pal,
chaho ya na chaho,
par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pal.

Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,
bure waqt mein muskuraa lena chaahiye,
agar saatve din bhi khujli na mite to..
aathve din nahaa lena chaahiye.

Kabhi hum se jikar-a-judai mat karna
is dil se kabhi rusvai mat karna.
jab dil uth jaye humse bta dena.
na batakar plz bewfai mat karna.

Kabhi kabhi sapne chur ho jate hain,
Halat se Dost bhi door ho jate hain.
Par yeh yaadein har pal itna satati hain ki,
aap ko sms karne ko hum majboor ho jate hain.

Kabhi khushi kabhi gham,
Mere sms na honge kam.
Kabhi alvida na kahna,
Sms kerte rehna.
Dhoom,
Mera sms padh kar jhoom.
Phir hera pheri,
Ab sms ki bari teri.

Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lgana,
agar koi gam ho to hme jroor btana.
Tumare liye hamare pas waqt hi waqt hai
jab dil bhar aye to chale aana.

Kabhi koi apna anjaan ho jaata hai
Kissi anjaan se Pyaar ho jaata hai.
Zaruri nahi jo khushi de ussi se Pyaar ho
Dil todne waalon se bhi aksar Pyaar ho jaata hai.

Kabhi mir toh kabhi ghaalib keh kar pukaara,
waah ri duniya toone mujhe naam ki chaahat mein duba kar maara..
kabhi peeth mein dhoke se to kabhi andhere mein,
waah ri duniya na kabhi toone saamne se maara..
kal tha bechaara to toone nashtar-e-lafzon se maara,
aaj hua aawaara to toone pathar-ro se maara..
waah ri duniya..waah ri duniya..

Kabhi nam na ho yeh maasoom nigaahein,
meri aarzoo hai aap sadaa muskuraayein,
gham ke saaye hum talak hi rahein,
tere aashiyaane mein sadaa bahaarein hi aayein.

Kabhi Num N Ho Jaye Masoom Nigahen,
Meri Aarzu Hai Tu Sada Muskurye.
Ghum ke Saye Rahen Hum Tak Hi,
Tere Aashiyan me Humesha baharen Aayen.

Hindi Sms

2009-06-30T05:01:00.002+05:30

Jagaya unhone aisa ki aajtak so na sake
rulaya unhone aisa ki sabke samne ro bhi na sake.
jane kya baat thi unme
jabse mana unhe apna
tab se kisi ke ho na sake.

Jagti aankho me ek khwab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera ye khayal aaya.
chot lagi dil pe toh dhyaan aaya,
kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.

Jaise din or raat hua krte hai
vaise kuch log khas hua karte hai.
hamse behtar aapko kaun janta hoga,
aap jaise dost khushion ki saugat hua krte hai.

Jakham jb mere sine k bhar jayenge,
ansu bhi moti bnkr bikhar jayenge.
Ye mt puchna kis-2 ne dhokha diya,
vrna kuch apno k b chehre utar jyenge.

Jana kaha tha aur kaha aa gaye,
Duniya mein ban kar mehman aa gaye.
Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi,
aur jane kitne imtehan aa gaye.

Jane kya mujse ye zamana chahta hai,
Mera dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai.
Jane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se,
Ki har shaks mujhe aajmana chahta hai.

Jara sambhal ke CHALNA,
jyada bhari cheez nahi UTHANA,
apna khayal RAKHNA,
khana thik se KHANA
kyunki 9va mahina challu hua hai.
Happy September.

Jazbaat-e-ishq naakaam na hone denge,
dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam na hone denge,
uss pyaar ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge..
par hum apni jaan ko badnaam na hone denge.

Jeene Ki Nayi Ada Di Hai,
Khush Rehne Ki Usne Dua Di Hai.
Ae Khuda Use Sara Jahan Dena,
Jisne Apne Dil Me Hume Jagah Di Hai.

Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?
Santa: Break fail ho gayaa hai,
accident hon to pehlaan hi aapaa ghar pahunchna hai..

Jeevan k kathin rasto pe
kaun apka sath nibhati hai
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apki wife..! Nahi
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apki girl fren
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areee nahi yaar
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aapkii
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CHAPPAL.
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So take care of ur chappal

Jeevan ki har ek paristhiti mein
hamare paas hamesha 2 raaste hote hain:
1.Bhaag Lo (run away)
Ya fir
2.Bhaag Lo (participate)
Choice is your's

Ji bhar ke roya jab dil bekarar paya,
is daur me kisne sacha pyar paya.
Zindagi guzar rahi hai imtihano ke daur se,
ek zakhm bhara nahi to dusra tayyar paya.

Jindagi har pal khas nahi hoti
phulo ki khusbu hamesha pas nahi hoti.
Milna hamari taqdir me likha tha,
varna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti.

Jindgi mein jab b unse mulakat huye,
meri aankho se aansuo ke barsat huyi.
Duniya ne loot liya mere dil ka sakuun,
kya shikait kisi se karu ke kya baat huyi.

Jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamhon me aaye,
samjho ki tum unhe pyaar karte ho.
Aur jo gum me yaad aye,
jaan lo ki woh tumhe pyaar karte hai.

Jis gali se tum Gujro,
Jis rah se tum gujro,
Kuch aisa kar gujro,
Ki har bar jab bhi gujro,
Har gali se awaz aye
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Chor.chor.chor.chor.chor.chor.

Jise dil diya...
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.

Jite the kabhi hum bhi shan se
mehek uthi thi fiza kisi ke nam se.
Par guzre hain hum kuch aise mukam se
ki NFRAT si ho gayi he MOHABAT KE NAM SE.

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.

Jivan mein
Paisa,
Pyar,
Dost,
sab kuch
aata hai
jata hai.
Par
tode gaye
daant
phir
nahi aate.
Samajdar ho;
Umeed hai,
SmS
bhejte rahoge.

Jo dil me hai aankho k hawale nahi karna,
Khud ko kabhi khwabo k hawale nahi karna.
Is umar me khush fehmiya achi nahi hoti,
Is umar ko wado k hawale nahi karna

Jo dost paas na hon,
woh dil ke kareeb hote hain.
Jinke paas dost na hon,
woh gareeb hote hain.
Jinke dost aap jaise hon,
woh khushnaseeb hote hain.

Jo jeete wo sikndr,
jo hare wo jail k andr.
Jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jappi,
jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi.

Jo Kal tha,usey Bhoolkar to dekho,
Jo Aaj hai,usey Jeekar to dekho.
Aanewala pal khud hi Sawar jaayega,
Zara aise Zindagi ko Jeekar to dekho.

Jo nahi ata uska intzar kyu hota hai,
Kisike liye apna ye haal kyu hota hai?
Vaise to is dunya me kafi cheeje pyari hai,
Jo nahi milta usi se PYAR kyu hota hai?

Jo pyar ke rishte hum bnate hai,
use logon se kyu chupate hai.

Agar hota hai gunaah kisi ko pyar karna,
to bachpn se sab pyar karna kyu sikhate hai.

Jo sab dete hai woh hum nahin denge,
pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge.
Yakin na aye to aazma lena,
zindagi mein aapko kabhi gam nahi denge.

More Hindi SMS

2009-06-21T05:37:00.005+05:30

Ek janaza dekh ke ladki muskuraai.
Ek bada bola: Beti, jawaan maut per yun muskuraaya nahi karte.
Ladki: Baba, kya karun..waada kiya tha, jab bhi milenge
muskura ke milenge..

Ek kabootar itna uda..
itna uda..
itna uda..
bahut uda..
bahut upar tak uda..
udta hi gaya..
itna uda ki..
ab nahi dikh raha..
so jaao..
subha dhondenge..

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao...
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rhe ho ?

Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan

Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.

Ek muskaan tu mujhe ek baar de de,
khwaab mein hi sahi ek deedaar de de,
bas ek baar kar le aane ka waada..
fir umar bhar ka chaahe intezaar de de.

Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de
khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.
Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada
phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de.

Ek pal ka ehsas banke aate ho tum,
dusre hi pal khushbu ki tarah ud jaate ho tum.
Jaante ho dar lagta hai tanhaiyo se hume,
phir bhi tanha hume chod jaate ho tum.

Ek phul kafi hai kabr pe chadane ko,
hazaro phul kam hai doli sajane ko.
hazaro khushiya kam hai ek gam bhulane ko,
aur ek gam kafi hai jindagi bhar rulane ko.

Ek pyaari si surat..
Ek mausam sa chehra..
Do jheel si aankhein..
Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..
Ek naazuk adaa..
Kuch masti kuch mazaa..
Thodi si sharaarat..
Bahut saari mohabbat..
Ek bholi si muskaan..
Ooncha udne ka armaan..
Sabse alag sabse juda..
Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..
Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

Ek raat wo mile khwab mein,
hamne pucha kyon thukraya aapne.
Jab dekha to unki aankho mein bhi aansu the,
phir kaise puchte kyon rulaya aapne.

Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

Ek Rose
--;--;--<@ un dosto ke liye jo milte nahi roz-roz magar.. yaad aate hain har roz.
Ek samay ki baat hai.
Lakshmi ji ka waahan 'ullu'
unse rooth gaya aur bola,
'apki sab puja karte hain,
mujhe koi nahin punchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli 'ab se har saal
meri puja se 10 din pehle
tumhari puja hogi'
Tabhi se deepawali se 10 din pehle
Karwa Chauth ka tyohar manaya jata hai.

Ek sardar paani pee raha tha...

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Ab kya sardar paani bhi nahi pee sakta kya??
Usme bi joke chahiye??
Jaan lelo bechare sardaro ki

Ek silsile ki umeed thi jinse,
wohi faasle banaate gaye.
Hum toh paas aane ki koshish mein the,
na jaane kyon woh dooriyan badhaate gaye.

Ek-ek tinka jal gaya aashiyane ka,
kya hoga ab us panchi ke thikane ka.
Fursat mili to hakeekat batayenge tumhe,
ye waqt nhi haal-e-il sunane ka.

Engineers marte nahi..
zinda dafnaaye jaate hain..
har 6 mahino mein tadpaaye jaate hain..
kafan khol ke dekho..
to woh kabr mein bhi assignment likhte paaye jaate hain..

Es dil me tanhaai thi,
raat k andhere me bhi uski purchaai thi,
hum toh maangte rahe unhe hur dua me,
shayad humare hi haathon ki lakiro me judaai thi.

Every second GOD remembers you.
Every minute GOD blesses you.
Every hour GOD cares for you.
Because every day i pray for you,
"Bachcha moorakh hai..lekin apna favourite hai.."

EXam's song:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student saare jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Fariyaad karne par rab ne sab kuch diya,
par humne na isko mehsoos kiya.
Shukarguzaar hai hum rab ke,
jo bin maange tumare jaisa dost diya.

Fasle mita kar dilon me pyar rakhna.
Dosti ka rishta u hi barkrar rakhna.
Mana ki bahut pyare-pyare dost hai apke
par un sab k bad is nacheez ko bhi yad rakhna.

Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.

Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jaaegi,
zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sanvar jaaegi,
jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo uska daaman,
zindagi ro ke nahi haske guzar jaayegi.

Hindi Sms

2009-06-18T12:46:00.004+05:30

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

Dil me ab darde ulfat ke siwa kuch nahi
zindagi mein Teri ibadat ke siwa kuch nahi.
Ab main tujhe tohfe me kya pesh karu
mere daman mein PYAAR ke siwa kuch nahi.

Dil me basta hai dil-e-yar,
jb chaha sar jhukaya or kar liya didar.
Ankho me hai apke pyar ka sarur,
aap hi na jane to hamara kya kasur.

Dil me har raaz daba k rakte hain,
Hoton pe muskurahat saja k rakte hain.
Ye duniya sirf khushi me sath deti hai,
Isliye hum apne ansuon ko chupa k rakte hai.

Dil me tum
Dhadkn me tum
Asma me tum
Zami me tum
Ankho me tum
Sanso me tum
Jaha bi dekhu
Bs tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai
KITANU har jagah hote hain.

Dil ne akhon se poocha
ke tumne kisi aur ki mohabbat kiu churai thi.
Akhon ne kha maine to unse nazar hi milayi thi,
Mujhe kya pata tha vo chiz hi parai thi.

Dil ne kaha aankh se:
Dekha karo kam, kyonki dekhte ho tum, tadapte hain hum.
Aankh ne kaha dil se:
Socha karo kam, kyunki sochte ho tum, rote hain hum.

Dil se mehsoos karo mere pyar ko,
bata do jara kya khata huyi.
Berukhi bhi sahi hamne soch kar,
shayad ho teri yeh ada koi.

Dil se roye magar hothon se muskura baithe,
Yun hi hum kisi se wafa nibha baithe.
Woh hamein ek lamha na de paaye,
jinke liye hum apni zindagi gawaa bathe.

Dil se tera khayaal na jaaye to kya karu,
tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu,
hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh loon..
magar kismat do lamhe na laaye to kya karu.

Dil tutna saza hai mohabbat ki,
dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
jo bin maage ho jaye kurban
wo hai dosti hamari.

Dil unke liye he machalta hai
thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta hai.

Dil vich teri yaad sajana
Akhan vich tere khaab sajana
Tenu yaad kare bina need v ni aundi
sadi akh tere khaaba di mohtaz sajana.

Din beet jate hain suhani yaade bankar,
Baate reh jati hai kahani bankar.
Par dost to hamesa dil k karib rahenge,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi aakhon ka pani ban kar.

Din me suraj gayab ho skta hai roshni nhi,
India toss jeet skta hai match nhi,
Dil toot skta hai pyar nhi,
HM sms krna bhul skte hai lekin apko nhi.

Din mein deepak jalaane se kya hoga,
raakh mein aag lagaane se kya hoga,
jab aapko aati nahi humaari yaad,
to aapko yaad dilaane se kya hoga..

Dis is 4 all those who r in last year of college:
Kuch khas hai yeh samey jisko bhul pana mushkil hoga,
yaad rakho dosto jeelo yeh zindagi,
is zindagi ko vapis lana mushkil hoga.
Jo waqt guzara hai is samay mein use yaad karenge,
esa waqt fir mil jaye bhagwan se yeh fariyaad karenge.
Jab mil bethenge kabhi to in lamhon ko hi abaad karenge ,
in beete palon ko yaad karenge, yaad karenge.

Diwangi hamari har raaz khol deti hai,
Khamoshi hamari har baat bol deti hai.
Lekin shikayat hai to sirf is duniya se,
Jo DIL ke jazbaat bhi paiso se tol deti hai.

Diye ful murjha gaye par bahar wahi hai,
dur rahte hai to kya hua dil me pyar wahi hai.
Mana ki hm mil nahi pa rahe hai,
magar en aankho me ahsas wahi hai.

Do bhoot galaan kar rahe si.
Pehla bhoot: Yaar tu kadi sardaar dekhe ne?
Doosra bhoot: Sardaar-sardoor kuch ni hunde,
sab mann da vehm hai, dari na.

Do mendak ...
DO MENDAK:
pehla bola "tar"
dusra bola "tar"
pehla bola "tar"
dusra bola "tar"
pehla bola "tar tar"
dusra bola "sale topic mat change kar"

Do you know the meaning of DAIRYMILK..?
Darling Always I Remember You,
Meet Immediately for a Long Kiss.
That's why girls ask for DAIRYMILK..

Don key
Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain. Aur Pyarse. "Donkey" .Think it DON!

Door chand kahin jal raha hoga,
Kisi ka dil machal raha hoga.
Uff ye mere pairo me chubhan kaisi,
Zarur mera apna koi kanto par chal raha hoga.

Door hojane se rishte nahi tootte,
naahi sirf paas rehne se judte.
Yeh to dilo ke bandhan hai,
isliye hum tumhe or tum hame nahi bhulte.

Hindi Sms

2009-06-16T13:21:00.004+05:30

Dekho aawaz dekar paas hamme paoge,
aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge.
Dur rahkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,
hathon se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaoge.

Dekhte hai aaj hum us rah ki viraniyan,
Yaro k sang kati jahan humne zindganiyan.
Guzra vo daur, Bichd gaye sab dost,
Sath reh gai to un lamho ki kahaniyan!

Dekhte hai aaj hum us rah ki viraniyan,
Yaro k sang kati jahan humne zindganiyan.
Guzra vo daur,Bichd gaye sab dost,
Sath reh gayi to un lamho ki kahaniyan.

Der raat jab kisi ki yaad sataaye,
thandi hawa jab zulfon ko sehlaaye,
kar lo aankhein band aur so jaao..
kya pata jiska hai khayaal
woh khawaabon mein aa jaaye.

Der Se Sahi, Magar Jaana Hain Usko,
Anjaane Sahi, Magar Pehchana Hain Usko.
Ab,Beshakh Dubo De Woh Dil Ki Kashti,
Sahil Ab Mana Hain Use.

Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi,
Intjar bhala par judaai to nahi.
Milna bichdna to kismat hai apni,
Aakhir insaan hai hum farishte to nahi.

Dhala din Fir wahi shaam hogi,
Askh honge, yaadein hongi,
Zindgi Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi,
Hasrato ki mehfil Uhi viraan hongi.

Dhema-2 dard suhana hmko acha lgta hai,
dukhte ji ko aur dukhana hmko acha lgta hai.
din-2 bhar avara firna,ek hmari adt hai,
rat gye ghar laut k ana hmko acha lgta hai.
Chup -2 rehna aahe bharna,kuch na kehna logo se,
tanha-2 ashk bhana humko acha lagta hai.
gulo ko takte rehna,batein karna khushbu ki,
ye aalam apni zindagi ka hmko acha lagta hai.

Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin,
bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,

par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi.

Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi.

Dil dukhaya ho to maf karna
kuch zyada kaha ho to maf karna.

Kya karein itne tehzeeb ke malik nahin hum
apne se barh k kuch kaha ho to maf karna.
Koi haisiyat nahin hoti apno se barh k
k aise kuch ki bhanak bhi hui to maf karna.

Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,
toota hua sitaara dekha nahi jaata,
apne hisse ke saare sms aapko de dun..
mujhse kanjooso ka khaali inbox dekha nahi jaata.

Dil karta hai zubaan se keh du,
kyun ruk jati hai zubaan labo pe akar.
Koshish to kar hi rahe hain,
samajhte nahi hai woh to kya karu unko batakar.

Dil ke karib aake vo jab dur hogaye,
sare hasi khawab mere chur hogaye.
Hamne vafa nibhai to badnamiya mili,
jo log bewafa the vo mashur ho gaye.

Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
Maana ki iska kucch anjaam nahi hota.
Agar nibhaane ki chahat ho dono taraf,
Tamaam umar koi rishta naakam nahi hota.

Dil ke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge,
Dil me jo hai, kisiko bata na sakoge.
Karoge jawani me jo girlfrnd pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhari chuka na sakoge.

Dil ke zakhmo ne kabhi chain se rehne na diya,
Jab chali sard hwa maine tujhe yaad kiya.
iska gam nahi ke tune mujhe barbad kiya,
Iska gam hai ke bari Der se barbad kiya.

Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge,
aayegi jo yaad tumhari jaam utha lenge.
Humse behtar koi pyar mile to batana,
tumhari rahon se khud ko hata lenge.

Dil ki dhadkn ruk si gayi hai,
Saase meri tham si gayi hai.
Pucha tha dil ke doctor se humne,
Pata chala is dil mai aapki yaade jam si gayi hai.

Dil ki halat batai nahi jaati,
humse unki chahat chupai nahi jaati.
Ek tasvir bachi hai dost ki,
humse vo tasvir jalai nahi jaati.

Dil ki halat batana nahin aata,
Kisi ko aise tadpana nahin aata.
Sunna chahte hain ek baar aawaz aapki,
Magar baat karne ka bahana nahin aata.

Dil ki mehfil mein ujaala kijiye,
roz pyaar bhare message kiya kijiye,
zindagi khoobsurat ban jaayegi dear..
apno ke liye thoda waqt nikaala kijiye.

Dil kitna majboor hai,
aankho se neend door hai.
Jis se milna chahte hai hum
wo humse koso door hai.
Aye hawa ye to bata
kya meri tarah wo bhi majboor hai?

Dil kitna majboor hai,
aankhon se neend door hai.
Jis se milna chahte hain hum
woh humse koson door hai.
Ae hawa yeh bata
kya meri tarah woh bhi majboor hai.

Dil ko aata hai jab bhi khayaal unka,
Tasveer se poochte hain phir haal unka.
Vo kabhi hamse poocha karte the judaai kya hai,
Aaj samajh aaya hai sawaal unka.

Dil ko aata hai jab khayaal unka,
tasveer se poochte hain phir haal unka,
woh kabhi humse poocha karte the ki judaai kya hai..
aaj samajh mein aaya sawaal unka.

Hindi SMS

2009-06-15T13:26:00.004+05:30

Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikli
kuch pal thehri phir chal nikli.
Unse kya kahein woh to sache the
shayad hamari taqdeer hi humse khafa nikli.

Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak
Suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak.
Par Hamari Dosti

Chand ki Had ek RAAT tak hoti hai,
Suraj ki had sirf DIN tak hoti hai.
HUM YAARAANE me din-raat nahi dekhte,
kyuki hamare PYAAR ki had akhri SAANS tak hoti hai.

Chand ne Chandani ko yaad kiya,
pyar ne pyar ko yaad kiya.
Par hamare paas na pyar hain na chand,
Isliyen humne apne
Chand se bhi pyare Dost ko yaad Kiya.

Chandi ka ghoda,Sone ki lagam
Msg padnewalo ko mera salam.
Pepsi Coke pinewalo kabhi pani bhi piya karo,
Phokat ka Msg padne walo kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.

Check sugar level regularly

Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Chehre Ki Muskaan Bn Jaata Hai Koi,
Dil Ki Dhadkan Bn Jaata Hai Koi.
Phir Kaise Jiyenge Zindgi Unke Bin,
Jb Zindagi Jeene Ki Wajah Bn Jata Hai Koi.

Chor ek ghar mein chori karne gaya,
tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE
KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR
SAAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYGI".
Jaise hi button dabaya,alarm baja
aur police aayi.Jaate waqt chor
seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE
VISHWAS UTH GAYA ".

Chot khate hai or muskurate hai,
Is dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai.
Hum to gum lekar bhi yaad karte hai,
Aur ek wo hai jo gum dekar bhi bhul jaate hai.

Chota sardaar: Mummy, kal raati jado main
bathroom da darwaaja kholeyaa te light aape hi jag pai.
Mummy: Oye Khoteyaa, tu fer fridge wich susu kar ditta..

Chup rehte hain kahin koi khataa na ho jaaye,
khaamosh rehte hain kahin koi ruswaa na ho jaaye,
badi mushkil se banaa hai koi apna,
darte hain kahin woh juda na ho jaaye.

Chupke se chaand ki roshni aapki ho jaaye,
dheere se hawa aapko kuch keh jaaye,
dil se jise chaahte ho us-se maang lo,
Khuda se hum dua karenge woh aapka ho jaaye.

Closeup se dant saf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majbut karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
AGAR PHIR B white NHI HUA TO
Bindas
"HARPIC USE KARNE KA".

D.O.S.T.I.
D - Dastak bhi na de
O - Or apna banaa le
S - Saari zindagi jo saath de
T - Takdeer jo sawaar de
I - Isi rishtey ka naam hai DOSTI

Dard hota hai duniya ko dikhaane ke liye,
har koi rota nahi aansu bahaane ke liye,
roothne ka mazaa tab aataa hai..
jab aap jaisa dost ho manaane ke liye.

Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,

maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liye..
hum to zinda hain sirf aapki dosti ke liye.

Dard ki dewar per fariyad likha karte hai
Har rat tanhai ko abad kia karte hai
A khuda unnhein jarur khush rakhna
Jinhe hum tujse bhi pehle yaad kia karte hai.

Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebsi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nhi hota.

Dard me koi mosam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota.

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhaaynge,
Tum roz khafa hona,
hum roz manaaynge,
Teri dosti ka sila hum es tara nibhaenge,
shadi ho teri aur
dulhan hum le jaenge.

DAY may end witout seeing U,
DAY may end without talking 2 U.
DAY may end without messaging U,
But d DAY never ends without remembering U.

De dua ho dard kam,
yeh ranjish-e-safar khatam,
lamhe to hain simat chale,
dooor tu, tera chaman.

Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.

Dekha kisi aur ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

Hindi SMS

2009-05-29T17:37:00.004+05:30

Sabhi JUNGALI Jaanwaro Ko
Suchit Kiya Jata Hai Ki
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Aap To Aise Dekh Rahe Ho,
Jaise Suchna Aap Ko Di Ja Rahi Hai....

Sabi puchte hai ki hum muskurate kyun nhi,
Humare zakhmo ko koi janta hi nhi.
Hum tanha hai kitne ye hum hi jante hai,
Humein gam honge itne koi manta hi nhi.

Sabke hote hue b tanhai mili hai,
Wafa kar k b burai mili hai.
Jitni dua ki kisi ko paane ki,
Us se jyaada uski judaai mili hai.

Sabki khushi ki chah karte hai,
bas itna sa gunaah karte hai.
Aaj phir unke intezaar main bethe hai,
dekhna hai yaaro kab woh hame yaad karte hai.

Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.
2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.
3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-
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Jo Kaam Mana Karo,
bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

Sachi hai dosti aazma ke dekh lo,
karke yakin mujh pe
kuch farma ke dekh lo.
Badalta nahi sona apna rang kabhi,
chahe jitna marzi aag me jalake dekh lo.

Safar mohabbat ka chalta rahe,
suraj chahe har shaam dhalta rahe.
Kabhi na dhalegi apni dosti ki subah,
chahe har rishta rang badalta rahe.

Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.

Salary meri ho
Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho...

Samander se seekhi hai pyar ki gehrai,
raat se seekhi hai lambi tanhai.
Chaand se seekha hai hamne didar-e-yaar,
aur tumse seekha hai sirf intezar.

Samjte hai wo k pathar hai hum,
unko thokar maar jaenge.
Woh bewafa ek baar keh de nafrat hai hamse,
khuda kasam pathar to kya,
phool bankar b raah mei nahi aenge.

Samundar ke kinare baithe hain,
Kabhi to lehar aayegi.
Kismat badle na badle,
atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.
Think +ve :-)

Sanso ka pinjra kisi din toot jayega,
phir ye dost kisi tarah choot jayega.
Abhi waqt hai to baat kar liya karo,
kya pata kab ye dost duniya chorh jayega.

Sanso ka thamna hi maut nahi hoti,
sanso ka chalna hi zindagi nhi hoti.
Khud ko dafn krna padta hai dosti ke liye,
kyon ki dost ko dost keh dena hi dosti nhi hoti.

Santa-bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti
to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
JUDGE-kya kehti thi maa?
Santa-jab baat hi nhi suni
to kaise batau kya kehti thi.;-)

Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota
mohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,
sab kuch ho jata hai,
magar Zindagi me dobara
kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota.

Sapna kbhi sakaar nhi hota
mohabbat ka koi akaar nhi hota.
Sab kuch ho jata hai zindagi me,
mgr dobara kisi se pyar nhi hota.

Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja ke rakhu,
Chandini raat ki nazroon se chupa ke rakhu,
Meri taqdir mere saath nahi,
Warna zindagi bhar tujhe apna bana ke rakhu.

Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye,
aapno ko sulakar chale gaye.
Kis bhul ki saza di aapne hume
pehle hasaya phir rula kar chale gaye.

Sapno se dil lagaane ki aadat na rahi,
har waqt muskuraane ki aadat na rahi,
yeh soch kar ki koi manaane nahi aayega..
humein rooth jaane ki aadat na rahi.

Sarak gaya jis ghadi sir se naqaab uska,
le gayaa jaan meri zaalim hijaab uska,
mehekte rehte the jinse mere sham-o-sahar,
ab bhi pannon mein dabaa rakhaa hai gulaab uska,
jab bhi hoti hai koi baat shab-e-mehfil mein,
jikr hota hai her baat mein janaab uska.

Sardaar apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.
Wahaan se biwi ko ph. karta hai:
"Oh bai toni di mummy,
24 da te koi ni milyeaa,
12-12 de hi do labh laan."

Sath agar aap ho to mehfilo ki kise chah hogi,
sirf hum dono hi chale jis pe esi bhi koi rah hogi.
hum intjar karenge us lamhe ka
jab aapse ab mulakat hogi.

Satyug aane wala hai
Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi dikhte nahin,
Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai

Saza Se Nhi Gunah Se Darte Hai,
Zehar Pee Ke Dawa Se Darte Hai.
Dushmano Ke Sitam Ka Khauff Nahi,
Hum To Doston Ke Khafa Hone Se Darte Hai.

Seediyan unke liye hain
jinhe chhat tak jaana hai.
par jo chhuna chahte hain aasman ko,
unhe apna rasta khud banana hai.

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste,
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste.
Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro,
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste.

Flirt SMS, Good Morning SMS, Good Night SMS, Smile SMS

2009-03-17T04:51:00.004+05:30

Sendng U 365 SMILES.
Take 1 for now
& keep the remaining 364
under your PILLOW,
Pick out 1 every morning
bcoz I WANT 2 C U SMILING always.

Flirt SMS, Friendship SMS, Love SMS, Sweet SMS

2009-03-13T05:56:00.004+05:30

Special Tea for You..
I mixed it with Love and Happiness..
but there is no sugar
because i know that you are very SWEET!!

Break Up SMS, Jokes SMS

2008-11-03T21:17:00.004+05:30

Koi pathar se na maare
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko ...
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko ...
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron ... Udaa do saale ko.

What is the relationship between
coffee shops & theka sharab desi/angreji?
Most of the love stories
start at coffee shops
and end at theka...!!

Break Up SMS, Double Meaning SMS, Love SMS

2008-11-03T02:48:00.004+05:30

u can hide d pain u feel
& make othrs believe
that u can move on,
but u can't deny d truth
dat d 1 who has hurt u
is still d 1 u'll always choose 2 luv.